I like wind. (duchessdollydot) wrote in leviosameta,
I like wind.
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duchessdollydot: Aggie: ::really loves Zaria::
occultebelta: Zaria: *going to owl Lille*
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ...okay. If you really want to.
occultebelta:... SHIT. *going to owl Aggie* is what that should have read.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Okay!
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ::Would eat lunch with Zaria if either of their departments believed in lunch breaks::
occultebelta: Zaria: *gets lunch breaks!*
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ...I'll see if I can get one.
occultebelta: Zaria: Excellent.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: So Lille really likes you, I guess.
occultebelta: Zaria: ... I guess so. Maybe?
duchessdollydot: Aggie: And then there's the fact that Rabastan and his family are really her only friends. Not that she wouldn't like you or anything, because obviously you're my friend, so. I think you're likable.
occultebelta: Zaria: *pauses* Maybe she'll invite you to dinner too.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ...that would be really funny, actually. I'm not sure that she would.
occultebelta: Zaria: I would like it, though.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I'll go if you want me to.
occultebelta: Zaria: I definitely do.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Okay. I'll go, then. It isn't fair that you should have to face a pregnant Lille on your own.
occultebelta: Zaria: She's terrifying.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: How?
occultebelta: Zaria: She's so happy.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ...Maybe she's taking potions?
occultebelta: Zaria: It's scary. You have to see it.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Will I have nightmares?
occultebelta: Zaria: Without a doubt.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ...well. I guess I like horror stories.
occultebelta: Zaria: Brilliant.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: How big is she?
occultebelta: Zaria: *considers* Sizeable. She looks ridiculous, all bones and then this huge bump
duchessdollydot: Aggie: ...It's impolite to laugh.
occultebelta: Zaria: But hard.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: It really is.
occultebelta: Zaria: Wait until you're there.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I might not be able to keep from laughing.
occultebelta: Zaria: Just try!
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Okay. I'll try. But if Rabastan's glowing, then-- well. I might have to excuse myself.
occultebelta: Zaria: *laughs* I might too.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: We can come up with some excuse and leave.
occultebelta: Zaria: Lunch break.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: That is really convenient.
occultebelta: Zaria: It'll be great.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Especially when I show up unexpectedly.
occultebelta: Zaria: Even better.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Thanks for inviting me.
occultebelta: Zaria: I thought you might enjoy it.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: We'll enjoy it. Otherwise it's just not worth the effort.
occultebelta: Zaria: Exactly.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: At least she can't harp on us about our weight anymore, right?
occultebelta: Zaria: She's far heavier than we aer.
occultebelta: *are
duchessdollydot: Aggie: And she probably eats all the time now, too.
occultebelta: Zaria: Yeah, I bet!
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I wonder if she'll lose the baby weight.
occultebelta: Zaria: ... ... *bursts out laughing* Bet not.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I mean, she's never done anything.
occultebelta: Zaria: I know. Not even work.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I don't think she'd actually know what to do.
occultebelta: Zaria: No kidding. It's weird.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Yeah, she's going to just be huge forever.
occultebelta: Zaria: She said she's considering more kids.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: So she'll just stay pregnant, I guess.
occultebelta: Zaria: Forever.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: And she'll gain more baby weight.
occultebelta: Zaria: She'll be twice our size.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Her mum will have to make her special robes.
occultebelta: Zaria: It'll become a new style.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I'm sure she'll think she's gorgeous.
occultebelta: Zaria: She'll be a fashion plate.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I wonder what Witch Weekly would say.
occultebelta: Zaria: Feature her, no doubt.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I wonder if anyone would read it.
occultebelta: Zaria: ... ... I would.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I guess I would too. But only because I know her personally.
occultebelta: Zaria: Exactly.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I can't believe she's having a baby.
occultebelta: Zaria: No one else can either.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: She just doesn't seem very nurturing or motherly.
occultebelta: Zaria: ... a nanny?
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I hope so.
occultebelta: Zaria: I do too. I really do.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: Maybe if they're lucky, her kids will never see her.
occultebelta: Zaria: What a blessing!
duchessdollydot: Aggie: They'll be luckier than we were when we were kids.
occultebelta: Zaria: No kidding.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: At least we get to see her like she is now.
occultebelta: Zaria: Agreed. I want a camera.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: I can bring one.
occultebelta: Zaria: Do it. You need to.
duchessdollydot: Aggie: For the sake of everyone.
occultebelta: Zaria: Exactly.
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