I like wind. (duchessdollydot) wrote in leviosameta,
I like wind.
duchessdollydot
leviosameta

10 October 1979

endofhistory: I have a feeling that after this girls were like IMOGENE OCTAVIAN IS CHEATING ON YOU.

endofhistory: And Imogene was just like whatever.

duchessdollydot: Yeah. Lance is like, "You're okay with this?"

endofhistory: Imogene is just like "LOOK. AUBREY IS INSANE. AND. I DON'T KNOW."

duchessdollydot: Lance: He snogged Corliss Aubrey and you're just going to pretend it never HAPPENED?

endofhistory: Imogene: ...yes?

duchessdollydot: Lance: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

endofhistory: Imogene: NOTHING. I think.

duchessdollydot: Lance: You think?

endofhistory: Imogene: I'm fairly sure that I wasn't born with any birth defects.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Obviously, you turned out just fine. But really, Imogene? Octavian Flint?

endofhistory: Imogene: He's fit, nice, and a decent snog. What else does a girl need?

duchessdollydot: Lance: Someone who's not going to snog Corliss Aubrey, too! *FITS THAT DESCRIPTION DAMNIT*

endofhistory: Imogene: Well I don't think that he's going to do it again.

duchessdollydot: Lance: What? You think he won't go for someone else?

endofhistory: Imogene: Well. Maybe. But it's not like I can't go for someone else. *probably won't, but*

duchessdollydot: Lance: WHY WON'T YOU?

endofhistory: Imogene: Because I'm not a slut?

duchessdollydot: No, he's the slut.

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, so be it.

duchessdollydot: Lance: You can do better than that!

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, maybe.

duchessdollydot: Lance: No, it's not a maybe. Imogene, you're brilliant, you can have whoever you want.

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, I'm a girl who goes after what she wants. And I don't want a serious relationship, so maybe I'll have to put up with it every now and then.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Corliss. Aubrey.

endofhistory: Imogene: I KNOW.

duchessdollydot: Lance: THAT SHOULD BOTHER YOU.

endofhistory: Imogene: OKAY IT DOES BOTHER ME LANCE. YOU PUSHED THE BUTTON. CONGRATS.

duchessdollydot: Lance: SO LEAVE HIM AND. AND.

endofhistory: Imogene: LANCE HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

duchessdollydot: Lance: WELL FINE DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN NOT CHEAT BUT SNOG SOMEONE ELSE TOO?

endofhistory: Imogene: I CAN BUT I PROBABLY WON'T LANCE.

duchessdollydot: Lance: WHY NOT OH WAIT WE ANSWERED THAT. FINE IMOGENE. JUST, FINE.

endofhistory: Imogene: Lance...don't be mad. I just. HATE THAT BITCH.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Well he snogged her. Should say something about him.

endofhistory: Imogene: That he's mental, I know this.

duchessdollydot: Lance: So...? Lance: People who aren't mental probably make better snogs, you know!

endofhistory: Imogene: Maybe!

duchessdollydot: Lance: But you'll never know! Because he's insane!

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, yes.

endofhistory: Imogene: But I'm slightly mad myself.

duchessdollydot: Lance: You're not mad like THAT.

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, no I would never snog Corliss.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Or, say. Someone like Palmer Pinkstone? Who has gone INSANE, too?

endofhistory: Imogene: If I even though about snogging Palmer Pinkstone, Gilly Quigley would kill me.

duchessdollydot: Lance: And now that he's snogged Corliss, I'll kill him You know what I mean.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Bertram Aubrey. Ever think about going for him?

endofhistory: Imogene: No. Never.

duchessdollydot: Lance: SEE? You're not insane. HE'S INSANE.

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, maybe.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Yes. Maybe.

endofhistory: Imogene: But I like that he's insane.

duchessdollydot: Lance: HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT?

duchessdollydot: (Octavian: *is charming!*)

endofhistory: Imogene: It's adorable.

duchessdollydot: Lance: SNOGGING CORLISS AUBREY IS ADORABLE?

endofhistory: Imogene: The being mad part.

endofhistory: Imogene: Not the snogging part.

duchessdollydot: Lance: I think they're the same thing!

endofhistory: Imogene: No, not really.

duchessdollydot: Lance: They are! He's mad, that's why he snogged her. And he felt bad for her. Come on. That's lame.

endofhistory: Imogene: Okay, it's a little lame.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Thank you.

endofhistory: Imogene: You're welcome.

duchessdollydot: (XD The positive out of this? Octavian gets to learn how to say no!)

duchessdollydot: Lance: But you're still going to keep snogging him.

endofhistory: (AHAHA YES.)

endofhistory: Imogene: Most likely. Unless he runs off with Corliss.

duchessdollydot: (Better Corliss than Gwyn Bulstrode. >_>)

endofhistory: (AHAHAH YES.)

endofhistory: (Also, Imogene used to snog Tor Robards.)

duchessdollydot: (Noted.)

duchessdollydot: Lance: ... he might, you know.

endofhistory: Imogene: Then, I will...not be happy.

duchessdollydot: Lance: Then you can do better!

endofhistory: Imogene: Well, yes. There's always the possiblity for doing better. But I am just in this for a snog.

duchessdollydot: Lance: *shakes head* *kisses her* You can do better. *walks off*

endofhistory: Imogene: ...Lance? What...WHAT THE FUCK?

duchessdollydot: Lance: *lifts his arms hopelessly behind his back and keeps walking*

endofhistory: Imogene: aklsdjflaskjfkasjl

duchessdollydot: Lance: *doesn't know where he's going to go because he can't exactly go back to Hufflepuff but will probably end up running into Flint in the library*
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