don't be afraid, don't ever be afraid (thinkatory) wrote in leviosameta,
don't be afraid, don't ever be afraid
thinkatory
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Kitty: I am imagining them at like, age forty, totally having sex on the kitchen table or counter or something before the kids get up XD
Bee: BAHAHAHAHA
Bee: YESSSSSSSSS
Kitty: Susan: *covers head with pillow because oh god they're probably having sex again*
Anthony: *NEEDS TO MOVE OUT OF HERE*
Bee: jdlksajd AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Bee: THEIR KIDS WILL KNOW ABOUT SEX
Kitty: They're the kids who'll know what a clit is and shit.
Bee: No kidding. XD
Bee: AHAHAHAHHA FRELEANOR GIVING SEX ED TALKS
Kitty: Francis: Use a condom, no really, I'm fucking serious, use a condom. Doesn't feel as good but you sure as fuck don't want to knock up a girl unless you know you want to be with her, anyway, not the fucking point, you just have to work a little bit harder but the sex can still be just that fucking good and NO KIDS. ... Not that I don't love my kids. I do love my kids. But you don't want kids. Not yet.
Bee: djkalldjklsjd HAHHAHAHAHA
Bee: El: Make him wait. Much better sex if you make him wait. I made your father wait and it was fantastic. Don't be afraid to use sex as a bargaining tool. Make him give you what you want, first.
Kitty: Francis: They will have more fucking sex with you if you make sure they come. I'm serious. Find the fucking clit. It's a godsend.
Bee: El: Don't give it all up in one go. Sure, have sex. Sex is good. No, sex is great. But don't necessarily give him head in the first time around. Make it special. And for god's sake, if he suggests a different place to do it, DO IT. And if he doesn't? Suggest it. Most blokes don't want you to say no so they'll never ask. But trust me. It's even better outside the bedroom. My personal favourite's the shower.
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