it's not god that hates us, it's jeff and britta. (endofhistory) wrote in leviosameta,
it's not god that hates us, it's jeff and britta.
endofhistory
leviosameta

They are cute and will be awkward.



ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, Hi Ethan.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Hi Sorcha.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like So I'm watching a ton of comedies this week because my flat's depressing.
thusitisso: Ethan's like, Well. What are you watching?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Uh. Can I come over? Because my mum is never home.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Uh yeah sure Imogene's never home either.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like After I'm done watching this I have plans for Caddyshack
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Oh really?
ifoundmycard: [that movie is probably in theaters right now actually because it was released 25 July]
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Yeah Imogene left me some money want to go?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Uh yes. That sounds brilliant.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like I should feel bad about taking her money but the English have been stealing from the Irish for generations so I consider this evening the scales.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well it's the least she can do.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Well she's been really nice, but anyway, yeah, we can go.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, YES.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Brill so how's your summer been?
thusitisso: Ethan's like, Well I went over to Logan's place, but right now I'm at my dad's.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Oh how's that going?
thusitisso: Ethan's like, Uh. It's going.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like :/ That sounds nice.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well nice is not the word I would choose.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha is like Try another one then.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Awful.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, I'm sorry.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well you know, since we're too Magical, but Logan's been coming around. And he has three girls.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Oh Joy.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Yes.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Are they brats?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well they're girls and I don't like them on principle.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Huh.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Yeah my dad left us for them.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Wow.
thusitisso: Ethan
thusitisso: s like, Yeah.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, Uh. Well he's a bastard.
thusitisso: Ethan's like, Pretty much.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like I'm sorry how long are you staying with him?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Uh until Tuesday?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Well you can spend all your time here if you want.
ifoundmycard: We can even do homework or something.
thusitisso: ethan is like, that would be brilliant. Plus my mum is never home.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Well I've just been reading through the London Public Library [or you know the one that is actually titled that she would actually go to] so I don't mind the company.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well I have just been bothering Logan, Chad, and Garman in the evenings.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like That's a worthy pursuit.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, oh it is.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like What've they been up to?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Working, avoiding Death Eaters.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Oh right that.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, You know, the usual.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Well yeah of course.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, nothing spectacular.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Well I think most people are trying to be unspectacular this summer. Except the purebloods.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well are you surprised?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like No not really.
ifoundmycard: Or at all.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, They hate to be anything but.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Merlin forbid any of us get a break from her. Are you going to Kitty Calhoun's party?
ifoundmycard: *them
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Oh well as much as I like to play avoid the Death Eaters, probably.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Really?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Are you going?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Yeah I'm going
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Okay, well I'll see you there?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Yeah sure.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, I thought about asking Logan to come too, but.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Well I don't know who Kitty wants there but we could always ditch early and go see Logan
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Okay, that sounds good too
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like We can bring him a drink or something but he's probably stocked, right?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, WEll he lives with Switch.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like *amused* We can visit him then.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Okay
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like No wonder you spend all your time there.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, It's not bad.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Is it clean?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Have you met my brother?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Uh in passing?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Oh just wait.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Is it really that clean?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Yes.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like I'm impressed. Even with Switch living there?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Even with that.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Okay I'm impressed.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, It's really pretty spectacular.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like You must miss Logan at home then.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, You have no idea.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like *kiss* Sorry about your family, Ehtan.
ifoundmycard: *Ethan
thusitisso: Ethan is like, *kisses back* *blushes a little* It's okay.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like llsdjfd Okay.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, you're pretty, Sorcha.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, Uhh. Thank you, Ethan. I think you're fit. WHAT AM I DOING WHAT DID I JUST SAY WTF SORCHA
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Uh. Thank you.
thusitisso: [Awkward]
ifoundmycard: [YEAH THEY ARE DEFINITELY RAVENCLAWS]
thusitisso: [YES]
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, ... *kiss*
thusitisso: Ethan is like, *blushes a little* Uhdoyouwanttogooutonadatesometime?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, ... *figures out what he said* Yes?
thusitisso: Ethan's like, REALLY? I mean really?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like >_> Yes.
thusitisso: Ethan's like, Uh brill.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, So, movie?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Yeah.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like, Brill I'll go get the money.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Uh aren't I supposed to take you?
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Uh. >_> Are you sure you don't want to spend Imogene Jacobs's money?
thusitisso: Ethan is like, OH RIGHT. Good point.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like I feel bad but she insists and I don't usually argue with Imogene.
thusitisso: Ethan is like, Well. Let's just take it and not feel guilty.
ifoundmycard: Sorcha's like Okay good plan.
thusitisso: Ethan's like, Yes
ifoundmycard: And they will go to their movie way to be really awkward guys.
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